Shocking, I know, I do make friends. But here’s an easy* way I’ve learned to get rid of them, if one really must.
Go snorkeling. You make new friends easy on the boat ride out, like a girl who realized her bikini top did come off when she dived from that high rock. Everyone agrees to swim together and take pictures of each other. Then you dive in and the world becomes quiet. And you can’t really turn you head too much because you’re snorkel will dip into the water and clog you breathing tube proving that you aren’t the Aquaman afterall. The water moves gently and you float absentmindly enjoying the underwater world rivaling Seaworld by a mile and a half. So as I’m swimming around it crosses my mind that I haven’t seen anyone in a while, so I pop up and I’m alone. It’s great, I don’t want to worry about where other people are and making I have enough pictures to show people, I want to enjoy the few hours I’ve got in this new underwater world.
So I lost a few human friends but I made a few smelly ones, they’re awesome.
*Easy of course if you can jump on a plane, train or automobile and get snorkeling. Now isn’t that easy?